Manhunt

 I couldn't put my finger on why, but I felt wretched all day. I managed to put on a brave face at work but when I was out of sight I just wanted to put my head in my hands because of a stonking headache. Once I was home I suddenly felt worse and went into a primal 'Must consume Lemsip' phase. Teeth chattering I climbed into bed, flicked on the heated blanket and sat down in a nice dark room. Then the police raided our street. Sirens blaring and people shouting, a full in manhunt kicked off right at my doorstep. I just wanted a bit of kip, but even that wasn't meant to be...